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  • Habari gani? Umoja. If you're

    Habari gani? Umoja. If you’re looking for information on Kwanzaa, you can’t go wrong with the Official Kwanzaa Website.

  • Drawing life to a close

    Drawing life to a close with a transcendentally orgasmic bang, and not a pathetic and god-forsaken whimper, can turn dying into the culmination of one's existence rather than its present messy and protracted anti-climax.
    When is it best to take crack cocaine?
  • I was surprised to see

    I was surprised to see the degree to which children's television exists to sell toys to children. When you have the attention of that many kids there's a lot of good you can do that doesn't involve the selling of products. But I always got upset when we got more press for the amount of toys that we have for sale as opposed to the educational value of the show. The one thing I was never comfortable with being the host of 'Blue's Clues' is that television in general has too much influence on children. With Blue's Clues we did everything we could to get the kids' attention, and I always felt that was a tremendous amount of responsibility. Luckily we were always so careful that our content is always good.
    I always knew the Blue's Clues dude was cool. We'll miss you Steve.
  • If a Black Santa can

    If a Black Santa can cause this much trouble (“last year there was a dark-complexioned black Santa, and most of the white families got out of line”), imagine a Black Jesus!

  • If you're planning to buy

    If you’re planning to buy a copy of Blu’s Hanging, be sure to get it from the Asian American Writers' Workshop.

  • Jack Herer for Agriculture, John

    Jack Herer for Agriculture, John Sellers for Defense, Bill Nye in Education – this cabinet has my support.

  • CMJ presents Smashing Peanuts in

    CMJ presents Smashing Peanuts in “A Billy Corgan Christmas”.

  • Among animal cases received recently

    Among animal cases received recently by the Animal Control Division of the Fairfax County Police Department:

    Fair Oaks District, Centreville Rd., 2300 block, Dec. 7. Animal control was called about a squirrel running inside a residence. When an animal control officer saw the squirrel, it jumped into an open baby grand piano. After the officer started playing the song "All I Want" by the group Toad the Wet Sprocket, the squirrel jumped out of the piano and onto curtains, damaging them. The squirrel then jumped onto the officer's head and pounced onto a couch, where the officer was able to catch it. The officer released the animal outside. Neither the squirrel nor the officer was injured.
    The rest of today's Fairfax Weekly Animal Watch isn't quite as interesting.
  • She is wearing a baby

    She is wearing a baby blue sweat shirt with tiny pink flowers. She is not wearing a coat despite the strong winter chill. She holds her own bag of gasoline, a black one, wrapping the plastic around her bleeding lips and nose. The bag swells and sinks, rising and falling. She holds it as if she were blowing up a party balloon. She giggles. She stumbles. She is 10.
    High on Gas and Out of Hope is a devastating story about gasoline addiction among Innu (native Canadian) children.
  • Hey, guy: saw your fucking

    Hey, guy: saw your fucking Jolly Green Giant tee shirt--Ralph the Fake. Thanks. With support from you guys we put The chief into the White House. Now we are going to name 3 or more Supremes and get rid of fuckin gRoe shit and kick the asshole teachers' union to hell and fuck over your social socialitic security and make this one big fucking military camp that will make imperial Rome look small potatoes...again, thanks. Without you and yours, who knows, Gore won but we still lgot in but withoutt you guys he might have really wond!
    People ask me why I do randomWalks -- I do it for the person who sent this (anonymous) email. Every post I post is for you. I love you.
  • This is fantastic! Today borrowed

    This is fantastic! Today borrowed blogs borrowed my blogjam blog about Random Walks borrowing my blog about borrowed blogs borrowing my blog from borrowed blogs! Or something. I feel giddy, and just a trifle sick.
    borrowed from blogjam
  • Every so often it's fun

    Every so often it’s fun to play Guess the Evil Dictator/Sit-Com Character as yourself and see what it comes up with. Just now I was pleased to discover that (apparently due to the birth of my son and my move out of New York) I’m a close match for Mork from Mork and Mindy.

  • Today I'm watching two webcams

    Today I’m watching two webcams to see stuff blow up. The Hoan Bridge Camera is pointing at a condemned bridge in Milwaukee that’s scheduled for demolition, and the Popo volcano webcam is showing a column of smoke (and ash?) rising as high again as the recently-erupted Popocatepetl in Mexico. thanks to lake effect and robotwisdom for the links.

  • In the Beginning was the

    In the Beginning was the Command Line is a short book by Neal Stephenson that's available for download. It considers the evolution of operating systems over the years and is a great read for anyone who wants to know why computers are so damn hard to use and why that's a good thing. Or something. It's free. Read it.
    This was the first post to randomWalks, made one year ago. Check out the rest of the first edition here.

    I created randomWalks mostly as an excuse to post my links open windows code and expose once and for all my sloppy design skills so that people would quit expecting better things from me. I've had a lot of fun working on it and I hope the dozen+ people I've roped into posting take some pleasure in it too. The most interesting thing I've discovered about myself through rW is that I do a better job keeping the site up when I have steady work -- who would have guessed? Whether that's because applying myself to work inspires me to apply myself to other things, or because I'm being paid ungodly amounts of money to surf the web all day is unclear; further experimentation will be required.

    What other trivia can I bore you with on this momentous occasion? In case you haven't noticed (I sometimes forget myself) there's now a parallel blog called randomWalks discourse which was conceived in a fit of confusion but has evolved into a more causal place to stick all kinds of links, comments, snide remarks, untruths about people's mothers, etc which would be out of place on rW proper. I've also invited anyone who's expressed interest in rW to join the fun by posting to rW discourse. If you'd like an invitation, it's yours for the asking. I've also signed up with BlogVoices which lets us have a discussion thread tied to each post here on rW -- the little [discuss] links at the end of each post will pop up a window where you can read comments or add your own.

    I'll be re-posting some more of rW's greatest hits from time to time. I'll give a special bonus prize to the first person who identifies each undisclosed re-post as such (rW posters and their immediate family not eligible for special bonus prizes).
  • Get ready to play Name

    Get ready to play Name that Candybar, a.k.a. Twelve Things I May Never Eat Again.

  • United Skates of America is

    United Skates of America is a photo essay on New Jersey roller-skating rinks 1976-1979.

  • W.E.B. Du Bois, one of

    W.E.B. Du Bois, one of the great intellectuals of American society, wrote that white people are rewarded for their support of a system that largely does not benefit them - in terms of how much power and wealth is concentrated into the hands of the few. He called this reward, the "psychological wages of whiteness". The ability of white people to think of themselves as better than Black folks, regardless of how poor they are, how many hours they have to work, how their labor makes someone else rich. "I might be poor, but at least I'm not a nigger" is how white identity helps shape a horribly disfigured humanity of hierarchy and punishment in the service of power and wealth. If white people are to work for an end to racial injustice then we must come to understand how the psychological wages of whiteness have (mis)shaped our identity and (de)formed our consciousness. Until white people confront their internalized superiority, the dynamics of racism will be reproduced unconsciously. Becoming conscious of how race operates, one will still make many mistakes and reproduce racism, but at least we can work to undo this and undermine this dynamic. Furthermore, when the internalized impact of white supremacy - of (un)consciously believing that white people are simply better - is confronted by white people, then as bell hooks suggests, new identities can be shaped and we can work to define our own reality.
    That's one to grow on, excerpted from White Supremacy on My Mind: Learning to Undermine Racism by Chris Crass.
  • "Usually, if you wait long

    "Usually, if you wait long enough, someone will ask your question," U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas explained. How can the only black judge on the court really believe that?
    Clarence Thomas may not have any questions, but Courtland Milloy does.
  • Good digital photography website. thanks,

    Good digital photography website. thanks, brainlog.