Eagle Pass’ Shelby Park — which, in a you-can’t-make-this-up level of irony, is named for the rebel Gen. Joseph Orville Shelby, said to have planted the last Confederate battle flag in the river in 1865 as he fled to Mexico

Eagle Pass is today’s Fort Sumter. Biden must federalize the Texas National Guard.

(Despite appearances, this is not an “impending second U.S. civil war” fansite.)