Twitter all day every day since white liberals suddenly decided “all lives matter”
Me: White people saying #AllLivesMatter in reaction to #BlackLivesMatter need to check that shit.
White liberal tweep: You’re the real racist here. Why don’t you think all lives matter?
Me: I don’t think you know what racism means.
White liberal tweep: cites white-authored dictionary definition of racism
Me: Whatever. Then we need a word for racial bias in the context of structural inequality and institutionalized imbalances of power.
White liberal tweep: Racism works both ways.
Me: readies the block hand
White liberal tweep: Why don’t all lives matter to you?
Me: You never said #AllLivesMatter until it essentially meant “white lives matter” in knee-jerk response to assertions of Black validity. You’re clinging to your privilege.
White liberal tweep: So only black lives matter? Why are you so racist?
Me: block hand swings into action
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
