Hillary greets everyone with a smile, as her eyes bulge big -- so big that the whites attain 360-degree clearance around her irises. To the people assembled, this expression means different things. To her fans, her eyes say, "I'm one of you--just a gal who likes to stop by Wal-Mart for a Sam's Choice cola and a $1.78 Nacho Chile Pie." To her moderate critics, they say, "Look at me, I'm almost human." To her Freeper-style critics, the eyes say, "Back off, or I'll ice you, just like I iced Vince Foster."Weekly Standard, Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart.
originally posted by xowie
