ME: You put it all into WorldCom, didn't you?Tim Carvell reads between the lines for Slate.
CITIGROUP: Funny how nobody ever calls it warm, soft cash.
ME: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Point taken. But just out of curiosity—you know, not that such things matter to me—exactly how much of my cash do you still have left?
CITIGROUP: Don't wait until someone says "Your money or your life" to remember that they are two different things.
ME: Oh, sweet Jesus. It's all gone, isn't it?
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