Now try to see yourself

Now try to see yourself leaping to your feet and commanding the rest of the passengers, "I am taking control of this plane! Defy me and you will regret it!" First, you will feel like an idiot. Second, you are unarmed, and the most vulnerable parts of your anatomy have never been more inviting, or accessible, targets.
Safety first! Fly Air Naked. (c/o Unknown News.)

originally posted by xowie

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