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9:00 Bored Diner News
Read by a man idly picking wax from a restaurant table candle while his fiancee stares at her napkin.
I recently stumbled across TV Go Home -- source of the above listing -- and wanted to share it with you. Yes, you, and you alone. Everybody else thinks I'm talking to them but I'm not. I'm talking to you.
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