Does anyone still eat Loma Linda canned vegetarian products? Check out the remarkably unappetizing serving suggestion on the bean and peanut Sandwich Spread label. I’m pretty sure I ate their veggie hot dogs when I was young. Much tastier than today’s Tofu Pups or Smart Dogs, these faux franks were full of flavor and came in a can. Our supermarket has a little zone devoted to this stuff at the back of one aisle, but I don’t think those cans have been touched in ages – the labels have got that “years and years of direct fluorescent light” look, and the one can I grabbed was covered in dust.