Cardinal Giacomo Biffi, the Archbishop

Cardinal Giacomo Biffi, the Archbishop of Bologna and a leading contender to succeed the Pope, said last week that the Antichrist was “already on Earth in the guise of a prominent philanthropist … [who] espoused vegetarianism, pacifism, environmentalism and animal rights,” though he declined to identify the beast by name. Others have identified Antichrists by name: David Hasselhoff, George Dubya, and Pope after Pope, and many more.