Do you visit Slashdot at

Do you visit Slashdot at least once a day? …twice a day? …once an hour? Do you have a user account at Slashdot? Do you configure your Slashboxes? Have you ever read Slashdot via ultramode.txt? Do you take it personally when you are moderated down? In the grand tradition of the Purity Test comes the Unofficial Slashdot Purity Test.