Jello Biafra for President

Jello Biafra for President: According to Music Insight, Jello Biafra, former lead singer for the Dead Kennedys, is the Green Party of New York’s presidential candidate. His platform? “The creation of a maximum wage of $100,000 per year, withdrawal of the US from NAFTA and the WTO, and end to the War on Drugs, abolition of the military and CIA, destruction of the American nuclear arsenal, and the eradication of all Sport Utility Vehicles.” He’s got my vote.