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  • all the news, none of the paper

    Women started grabbing me and throwing my whole body backwards into the crowd. I was shocked. All I was trying to do was throw my panties. Loiterer About Town: Tom Jones at the Warfield: Culture/Entertainment: SFAppeal

    β†’ 7:19 AM, Mar 26
  • best of craigslist : Wanted: STONER BOYFRIEND

    β†’ 11:49 AM, Jul 26
  • Albin

    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

    β†’ 12:27 PM, Jun 8
  • something about well enough alone

    So now to balance everything out, we needed someone who could kill the Assassin, Terrorist, and the Ninja, but for some reason loses against the Bear, Cowboy and Judge.

    Cowboy, Ninja, Bear!

    β†’ 7:36 AM, May 10
  • Fozzie mp3 waka

    Does there exist a situation that cannot be improved by the addition of a puppet bear saying ‘waka waka’?

    β†’ 1:03 PM, Jan 13
  • How Much Is My Blog Worth?


    My blog is worth $0.00.
    How much is your blog worth?

    β†’ 8:41 AM, Nov 18
  • Kiddy Land

    Crowds ogle Ma-Mail, a bioengineered plant that grows from a seed after five days of watering to reveal a message -- "I love you" or "Good luck" -- emblazoned on a sprout.

    3 1/2 hours at Japan's coolest toy store.

    β†’ 3:26 AM, Sep 27
  • Ma-Mail

    New communication style: Ma-Mail. 1. Open. 2. Water. 3. The Message. I love you; good luck!

    β†’ 3:13 AM, Sep 27
  • The Ball Clock

    Design without Reach: “Tootsie Pops and a few other household items can be used to imitate a Nelson clock” fantastic!

    β†’ 12:32 PM, Apr 5
  • you've got it all wrong

    The deadly truth about cicadas.

    β†’ 10:10 AM, May 11
  • the New York City housing market

    After paying $500 a year for auto insurance, camper living is incredibly inexpensive, Mr. Hines said. Except for extreme hot or cold weather, he pays about $10 a week for propane, for which he must drive the camper to Nassau County for refills. He pays $25 a week in gasoline for the generator.

    He spends $7 a day on cigarettes, $4 on coffee and the rest on food.

    Jimmy Hines, 50, lives rent-free in New York City.

    β†’ 8:04 PM, May 7
  • OUT: Jessica Lynch / IN: Shoshana Johnson

    OUT: Trucker Hats

    IN: Intellectualizing The Trucker Hat Dilemma

    Washington Post: THE LIST: What's Out and In for 2004?

    β†’ 4:44 AM, Jan 2
  • "a whole new image to promote their new pizza"

    Please watch the Where’d The Cheese Go fan video.

    β†’ 5:32 AM, Dec 2
  • astrology, phrenology... hypnology?

    One in ten people like to cover themselves entirely with the duvet.
    BBC News: Sleep position gives personality clue. As Tom Petty sang, I'm freefallin'.
    β†’ 10:12 AM, Sep 16
  • visuals

    On a totally trivial subject in which I’m extremely interested: “I had a dream of setting up a little projector to display the visuals on a wall or ceiling whenever iTunes was playing." Beyond that, I hope to rent a projector to screen movies at the mad backyard parties I hope to throw once we move into an actual house with an actual yard this summer. (Print out this post for discounted admission! ;)

    β†’ 7:15 PM, May 25
  • another intern steps forward

    He turned. He saw me. He recognized me. The noise was deafening but he spoke to me. I couldn't hear a thing, but I read his lips, and I'm pretty sure what he said was, "How are you coming along?" But I wasn't positive. So I replied as best I could. "What?" I said.
    Nora Ephron, All the President's Girls.

    originally posted by xowie

    β†’ 10:00 PM, May 17
  • images.google slideshow

    I’ve got an old pair of red/blue 3D glasses near my desk, “just in case” – Boy Scouts motto, you know, ‘be prepared’ – so I was searching images.google for some 3D pictures. There doesn’t seem to be any way to view the results as a slideshow, which seems not only fairly obvious but probably trivial with the Google API. In fact, the halfbakery has already considered the idea but I’m not sure the lazyweb has. What do you think?

    • 3D Tintin
    • 3D fractals OS X screensaver
    • 3D camel movie
    • 3D nighttime parking lot
    • 3D Grateful Dead shots
    • 3D high speed shots
    β†’ 7:42 PM, Mar 30
  • Michael Moore's next project

    Filmmaker Michael Moore’s next project.

    β†’ 7:27 PM, Mar 28
  • for auntie agony

    Bush is still really pissing me off. Why can't I just forget about him?
    Kim Jong Il's LiveJournal. [mefi]

    originally posted by daiichi

    β†’ 6:27 AM, Mar 28
  • buqshas

    So I’ve been reading the excellent Word Freak by Stefan Fatsis, and studying two-letter word lists, but still can’t beat Janie at Literati. Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, a basketball coach is losing his job, maybe, under the watchful eye of the Coach Wooden Pyramid of Success, which does not seem to apply to Scrabble, by the way. Also, what the heck, here’s an entertaining metafilter thread that might come in handy for some trivia contest yet to come.

    originally posted by xowie

    β†’ 6:51 AM, Mar 14
  • *reloads*

    MetaFilter in the Ruins

    β†’ 6:22 AM, Mar 4
  • see america first

    A camera crew and I followed Hollywood legend Ernest Borgnine at the wheel of his beloved 40-foot luxury bus The Sunbum as he barrels across the Midwest. Yep, he actually drives it! A special thank you to my brother Michael who drove the crew RV.
    Ernest Borgnine on the Bus (1997).

    originally posted by xowie

    β†’ 8:07 PM, Feb 23
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