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my birthday is soon

My kids and I have a new mission in life. We have a ready response to companies and institutions that try to stun the unwashed public into submission by drugging us with video Valium. In airport waiting areas, where all people want is a chance to read or sleep, there is finally a way to silence CNN. In queues at the dry cleaner or in the jurors' waiting room, you can finally stop the blaring video messages. TV-B-Gone fits neatly on a key chain. Tuck it in your palm, aim, press and you're back in control of your life.

Marc Fisher is enjoying his TV-B-Gone.

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We need one of these for Moe's -- great burritos, but my son was transfixed by the (admittedly awesome) age-inappropriate True Lies while we ate dinner last week.

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