just calm down
"Are you allowed to touch the President with your hands?" The answer - "no".According to BBC News, the Kremlin has set up a new website, educating 'citizens of school age' all about Putin. Here it is, if you can read Russian, or just fancy checking out the mad graphics.
Or "Who's more important, the President or your mother?" Answer - "your mother".
And "What should you do if you love the president too much?" Answer - "just calm down."