James, I think they're made by the same person; since they have the same domain and all.
Anyway, from the 'hatemail' section of the ninja site:
Like your previous ‘hatemailer,’ I, too, am a ‘hatemailer.’ I hate you and I’m going to tell you about it. First off, I don’t know if you heard, but we are in a state of emergency. Terrorists try to attack the United States whenever they want. And that’s almost everyday. We have Arabs telling lies everyday about how we try to control their countries or how we killed their families, which is a lie. Middle-Easterns just hate us because of our freedom. They hate our freedom and they want to stop us from being free so that’s why they try to kill us everday. And that freedom is what allows you to say all those stupid lies about ninjas. You lie like those arab sites. I hate you. President Bush said that there should be limits on freedom and he’s right. Your site has no value and should be shut down immediately because of its blatant lies. You don’t even know the danger that’s outside the country. So why should anyone listen to you about anything. You are so stupid. Before September 11, I might have thought your site was funny. But now, I think it could confuse people, AMERICAN PEOPLE, and I hate it. People SHOULD NOT act the way you do anymore. People should research about what they’re talking about. Not say a bunch of things they know nothing about. I doubt you will ever understand that. You’re lucky that you live in America , where no one is going to really kill you because of your obnoixioucity. You are safe because of people like me who will vote for a strong president. I don’t care about the economy or my rights as long as my kids and the people of America are safe and strong. Too bad I can’t vote to get rid of your site, because, you know what, I would.
finaly an american thats willing to address the terrorist/ninja connection and admit that these lies perpetuated about ninjas in our culture do in fact support and abet the daily terrorism that plauges our america.
I don't know. I'd bet the hatemail is the one part that's not made up, if anything. There's too many different variations of dumb, with attendant consistent errors in spelling and syntax in each letter in there for me to believe that one person just came up with it all on his/her own But I understand what you mean; that site is completely surreal, and I have no idea if any of it isn't fake.
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that website is soooooooooooo sweet.
Posted by: doctor matt | October 1, 2003 1:11 AM
that site is a total rip off for real.....
http://realultimatepower.net/
bring your samurai sword!
Posted by: james | October 1, 2003 12:26 PM
James, I think they're made by the same person; since they have the same domain and all.
Anyway, from the 'hatemail' section of the ninja site:
Like your previous ‘hatemailer,’ I, too, am a ‘hatemailer.’ I hate you and I’m going to tell you about it. First off, I don’t know if you heard, but we are in a state of emergency. Terrorists try to attack the United States whenever they want. And that’s almost everyday. We have Arabs telling lies everyday about how we try to control their countries or how we killed their families, which is a lie. Middle-Easterns just hate us because of our freedom. They hate our freedom and they want to stop us from being free so that’s why they try to kill us everday. And that freedom is what allows you to say all those stupid lies about ninjas. You lie like those arab sites. I hate you. President Bush said that there should be limits on freedom and he’s right. Your site has no value and should be shut down immediately because of its blatant lies. You don’t even know the danger that’s outside the country. So why should anyone listen to you about anything. You are so stupid. Before September 11, I might have thought your site was funny. But now, I think it could confuse people, AMERICAN PEOPLE, and I hate it. People SHOULD NOT act the way you do anymore. People should research about what they’re talking about. Not say a bunch of things they know nothing about. I doubt you will ever understand that. You’re lucky that you live in America , where no one is going to really kill you because of your obnoixioucity. You are safe because of people like me who will vote for a strong president. I don’t care about the economy or my rights as long as my kids and the people of America are safe and strong. Too bad I can’t vote to get rid of your site, because, you know what, I would.
a concerned parent
Karen
Oh. my. god. Every day? Really?
Posted by: LionIndex | October 1, 2003 5:26 PM
James, I think they're made by the same person; since they have the same domain and all.
And I was on crack when I wrote that--sorry! But the link in the lower left does go to the original.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 1, 2003 6:49 PM
thank you jesus!
finaly an american thats willing to address the terrorist/ninja connection and admit that these lies perpetuated about ninjas in our culture do in fact support and abet the daily terrorism that plauges our america.
karen gets a (vegan)cookie.
Posted by: james | October 2, 2003 4:47 PM
Don't you think that hatemail is a joke, like the rest of the site?
Posted by: sudama | October 2, 2003 5:06 PM
I don't know. I'd bet the hatemail is the one part that's not made up, if anything. There's too many different variations of dumb, with attendant consistent errors in spelling and syntax in each letter in there for me to believe that one person just came up with it all on his/her own But I understand what you mean; that site is completely surreal, and I have no idea if any of it isn't fake.
Also: obnoixioucity is just an awesome word.
Posted by: LionIndex | October 3, 2003 11:17 AM
Crap. My tag failed.
Posted by: LionIndex | October 3, 2003 11:19 AM
you have to admit though, that america wouldn't be in the state it's in diplomatically now if we had a strong ninjatocracy in power.
Posted by: james | October 3, 2003 12:10 PM