TSA, get it?
In an apparent bid to become the office of Total Suitcase Awareness, the federal Transportation Security Administration is suggesting that travelers not lock their checked baggage, as such locks may require forcible removal.
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In an apparent bid to become the office of Total Suitcase Awareness, the federal Transportation Security Administration is suggesting that travelers not lock their checked baggage, as such locks may require forcible removal.
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just be sure to keep your packages of marital aids in your carry-on, or you might get busted for transporting whoopiedingdongs across state lines with intention to deal.
Posted by: r@d@r | December 20, 2002 1:42 PM
Of course, then they'd have to refer to them as "a dildo" rather than "your dildo".
Posted by: Lion Index | December 20, 2002 1:53 PM