Carolyn! Recently read the news -- you got divorced last year and now you're unmarried and pregnant. Nice going! Just the sort of example I'm proud to see in an advice columnist. Planning on getting strung out on prescription drugs, maxing out your credit cards, and filing for bankruptcy any time soon? Wouldn't want you to miss a thing! I mean, you're carrying bastards now; why stop while you're going strong? We all know that marriages that start with parenthood are more likely to crash and burn than marriages in which the partners get to know each other before adding children to the mix, so I assume we lucky readers can look forward to yet another divorce in your column; gosh! Won't that put you in an even better position to dispense advice to other people on how to straighten out their lives and clean up their acts.
From the latest chat with
Carolyn Hax, the knocked-up advice columnist.