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technophilia

Mark diagnosed himself with a minor case of "objectum-sexuality," a fetishistic attraction to inanimate objects, in this case, his Mac. "You may find the line between your attraction to your lover's face and your computer monitor starting to blur," he wrote.

Does hardware turn you on, baby?
I don't have a Mac. But I do have a wicked fetish for _______.

< mmm, "one fat and happy backbone" - oh yes! >

originally posted by Jane Die

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OSeX

by Romeo Esparrago



'cuz it's X-rated

it can make love to Windows

pronounced oh yes sex

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