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After a lengthy hiatus, I

After a lengthy hiatus, I just received a backlog of Glassdog's "Overheard"s. A sample:

For APRIL 17, 2000.

The Setting: On the bus

The Players: Two guys in the seat in front of me.

The Witness: I was reading a book.

OVERHEARD:

He said: You ever notice how burnt plastic smells like the monkey's ass?

He answered: No.

He said: Well the other day I was bending a credit card back and forth to break it in half and the smell that came off it and was on my fingers smelled just like the monkey's ass.

He replied: Weird.